Five Deadly Questions from Women

Question 1 : What are you thinking?

Correct Answer :  "I'm sorry if I've been pensive dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are."

Wrong Answer : 

a -  Football

b -  How much you've grown (horizontally)

c -  How much prettier she is than you.

Slap deserving answer : If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking instead of thinking!

Question 2 : Do you love me?

Correct Answer : "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear."

Wrong Answer :    

a -  I suppose so.

b -  That depends on what you mean by "love".

c -  Does it matter?

Slap deserving answer : Would it make you feel better if I say yes?

Question 3: Do I look fat?

Correct answer : Confidently say, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room.

Wrong answer :

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. 

b - Compared to what? 

c - A little extra weight looks good on you. 

Slap deserving answer: Yes.

Question 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier."

Wrong Answer :    

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.

b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.

c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.

Slap deserving award : She's younger, that's why!

Question 5 : What would you do if I died? 

One and Only answer: Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way.

-Edited from : Jannah.org